I Didn’t Start Funnel Queens to Play Nice. I Built It to End the Chaos.
You didn’t start your business to duct-tape your way through a dozen tools, endless logins, and “quick fix” tutorials that eat your weekends.
But here you are—juggling platforms that don’t talk to each other, systems you don’t trust, and a funnel that looks pretty… but barely sells.
That’s exactly why I built Funnel Queens.
Hi, I’m Laurel — The founder, strategist, and unapologetic disrupter behind Funnel Queens.
I built this business because I WAS YOU!
Big vision.
Killer offer.
Zero real support
And a funnel that sat there collecting dust instead of sales.
I tried it all—the freebies, the $2K courses, the “just drag and drop” tools that made me want to throw my laptop out the window.
Nothing worked. Everything was overcomplicated, disconnected, or downright ugly.
So I stopped duct-taping and started designing.
I built the system I wish I had
A strategic, elegant funnel that converts
A full backend platform that automates everything behind the scenes
A dashboard that runs your site, emails, payments, contracts, bookings, and nurture—without burnout
No more guesswork. No more juggling.
Just one powerful, scalable system built for women who are done with chaos.
Why TheFunnel Queens Works
We’re not handing you another tool and wishing you luck.
We’re replacing your entire backend with a unified ecosystem that actually runs—and sells.
Feminine, premium design — because your brand deserves better than generic templates.
Smart, sales-first strategy — funnels that convert, not just exist.
Seamless automation — the follow-up you wish you had time to send.
White-glove support — so you’re never “stuck in settings” again.
You deserve more than a color-coded funnel with no conversions.
You deserve a system that scales with you—while you sleep, travel, and actually enjoy your business.