The Only Sales Ecosystem Built to Replace Every Tool You Hate.

Everything you need to sell. Done-for-you, branded for your business, and built to scale.

Duct tape won’t scale. Hustle won’t convert.

Let’s cut to it—your backend is costing you money. Every extra login, every broken automation, every “almost ready” funnel is a leak in your business.

Funnel Queens is the only done-for-you, fully branded platform that replaces every scattered tool you’ve been duct-taping together with one system that works flawlessly from day one.

This isn’t a luxury upgrade. This is the infrastructure your scale demands.

This isn’t a luxury upgrade. This is the infrastructure your scale demands.

Who is

this for?

Who is this for?

This is for the woman who built her business with grit—but is ready to scale with grace. She’s the go-to in her space, but her backend doesn’t reflect the brilliance of her brand.

You’re not looking for another template. You’re looking for the team that builds like you lead—with precision, presence, and next-level strategy. Work with us

She’s tired of:

  • Hiring “tech help” that solves symptoms, not systems

  • Launching from scratch every time—even for the same offer

  • Spending more time managing tools than mentoring clients

  • Wondering why the sales don’t match the strategy

She’s ready for:

  • A branded, automated sales ecosystem that actually feels as powerful as it performs

  • Done-for-you backend builds that sell while she lives

  • Streamlined offers, emails, and nurture flows—all in one place

  • A funnel suite that speaks for her, sells for her, and scales with her

Before Funnel Queens

You’re managing a second job.

  • Six platforms, six logins, six different “help desks” when something breaks.

  • Launches feel like gambling—maybe it works, maybe it crashes.

  • Sales trickle in despite a rock-solid offer.

  • Still rewriting the same sales page.

  • Still manually sending “just checking in” emails.

After Funnel Queens

You’ve got a system that sells while you sleep.

  • One login. One dashboard. One branded sales system that actually sells.

  • Launches run like clockwork—and close high-ticket sales while you sleep.

  • A backend as premium and polished as your brand.

HERE’S THE TRUTH

Your offer isn’t broken. Your backend is.

Your brilliance isn’t the issue. Your strategy isn’t the issue. Your backend is.

Messy systems aren’t a “quirk”—they’re a sales leak.

Every delay, every glitch, every slow page is costing you real money.

Funnel Queens plugs every leak and builds a backend so seamless, you’ll wonder how you ever launched without it.

WHY JOIN NOW?

Every day without a system that works is a day you:

  • Lose sales while chasing follow-ups in your DM's

  • Watch premium clients bounce from clunky pages.

  • Burn hours on tech instead of growing your business.

And here’s the kicker—your business is ready to scale now. You just need the infrastructure to match.

What makes The Funnel Queens Different?

You’ve tried Kajabi. You’ve tried ClickFunnels. Maybe even Funnel Gorgeous.

They’re not bad—they’re just not built for you.

We’re not another template. We’re the only all-in-one, branded, strategy-backed platform built for women scaling with style—and we do it all for you.

Join now if you're ready to:

Stop running your business on hope and duct tape

Start selling on autopilot with the only done-for-you, branded ecosystem built for scaling women.

Testimonials

What Our Clients Say

🎁 This Month Only: Private Funnel Audit with Laurel

Get my eyes on your funnel before launch. Strategy, flow, and tweaks—handled. This is how confident CEOs launch with results.

Package Details

Choose How to Work With us

$147

Ready-to-Run Platform

Ditch the tool overload. Get my all-in-one platform—your complete digital HQ with everything you need to run, manage, and grow your business in one place.

STARTS AT

$1500

Signature Website Suite

Want a site that feels like your brand and sells like your best rep? Get up to 3 stunning, high-converting pages—strategically built to grow with you.

STARTS AT

$497

The Royal Nurture Suite

Capturing leads but your emails go unanswered? Get a complete nurture system that follows up, builds loyalty, and sells—without you lifting a finger.

$997

Launch Pad Sprint

No funnel or one that’s falling apart? Get a done-for-you, high-converting build—designed, branded, and launched in just one week.

Didn’t quite find what you need?

Let's discuss and we'll build it for you!

The Crown Custom Build

Your entire business backend— built for you.

Didn’t quite find what you need?

Let's discuss and we'll build it for you!

Frequently Asked Questions:

What if I’ve tried funnels before and failed?

That’s exactly why this exists. Most “funnels” are either strategy with no tech — or tech with no strategy. Funnel Queens gives you both, plus personal support.

What if I already have a funnel but it’s not converting?

Perfect! We’ll help you audit and either optimize or rebuild it inside the platform—with ease.

Can I upgrade from Ready-to-Run to Crown Custom Build later?

Absolutely. Many of our clients start DIY and decide they want full-service support. Just DM “CROWN” and we’ll map your custom build.

What support is included?

1:1 onboarding calls, tech team access, live coaching calls, and full walkthroughs. You’re never doing this alone.

Do I need a big audience to start?

No. Our system is designed to help you build and nurture your list while selling — even if you’re starting from scratch.

What if I’m not tech-savvy?

Funnel Queens was built for non-techy entrepreneurs. If you can drag, drop, and type — you’re ready.

How fast can I launch?

Most Plug-and-Play users are launching in under 7 days. Retainer clients often launch in under 3 weeks with full support.

What if I already have a platform I’m using?

Funnel Queens can replace multiple tools — email, page builders, CRM, automations, checkout, and content systems. You’ll save time, money, and setup stress.

What makes Funnel Queens different from other platforms?

We don’t give you theory — we hand you the system. Every part of your funnel is mapped, supported, and aligned with real strategy.

You’ve built the brand. Let’s build the backend that actually sells it.

Choose your path below—done-with-you or done-for-you. Either way, you’re scaling smarter.

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